Little Red... Riding Hood? Luie Boone knows that fairytale all too well—and he's here to set the record straight. He's a dog, thank you very much. Loyal, lovable, a little stinky, but absolutely not a wolf. Sure, he's got big ears and a snazzy snout, but he's never lurked in the woods with bad intentions or impersonated a grandma. If anything, he'd be the one sniffing out the wolf and barking up a storm to save Little Red Riding Hood. Actually, hold your biscuits.

When Luie Boone overheard his hoomans talking about Watauga Lake, his ears perked up like little satellite dishes. Lakes are his jam—swimming, cannonballs, pontoon naps, and watching his hoomans fish? Paw-fection. But Watauga Lake isn't just any splash zone. Beneath its shimmering surface lies a secret: the ghost of a town that refused to drown. Long ago, nestled in the valley of the Watauga River, there was a town called Butler, Tennessee.

Ruidoso, New Mexico? More Like Ruff-doso. Luie Boone wants you to know that this spot is just as awesome as it sounds. Ruidoso isn't just a scenic mountain retreat; it's a top-notch dog-friendly destination where you and your pup can unwind and adventure together. This quaint town is nestled high in the Sierra Blanca mountains, known for its pine-scented air, friendly locals, and plenty of pup-welcoming accommodations.

Are you looking for a getaway where you can relax, explore the outdoors, and bring your best friend along for the ride? Well, Luie Boone has found the best vacation spot for you: Lake of the Ozarks in central Missouri! With its scenic shoreline and comfortable vibe, the area blends natural beauty with pup-friendly adventures in a range of welcoming towns.