Luie Boone is not permitted to eat Milky Way candy bars. His hoomans eat them as they please, but Luie Boone? He gets a big NO. Chocolate is not for dogs, his hoomans say. Deadly. Poisonous. Luie Boone doesn't think that's very fair. But, also, he's not looking to end his life, so fine: He agrees with his hoomans that Milky Way candy bars are completely off the table.