Let's talk about skiing. Luie Boone's hooman sister, Rachel, is obsessed with it. Back in her school days, she joined the ski club and basically lived for those trips to snowy resorts. She'd pack up a massive duffle bag (seriously, it was like she was moving out); hop on a big, yellow bus that resembled a cheese curd; and disappear into a winter wonderland. She'd come back later, smelling like snow, pine trees, and way too much fun. Luie Boone? Not amused.