Some places get named by cartographers. Others get named by furry creatures with big paws and even bigger opinions. Sorry, Luie Boone, we know you tried to secure that name change, but it's always going to be called Montauk, New York. Not Montpawk, not Snifftauk, and definitely not Bone-tauk. Just Montauk. But you try telling that to a dog who's going to have sand in his fur and the smell of the water in his nose.