Little Red... Riding Hood? Luie Boone knows that fairytale all too well—and he's here to set the record straight. He's a dog, thank you very much. Loyal, lovable, a little stinky, but absolutely not a wolf. Sure, he's got big ears and a snazzy snout, but he's never lurked in the woods with bad intentions or impersonated a grandma. If anything, he'd be the one sniffing out the wolf and barking up a storm to save Little Red Riding Hood. Actually, hold your biscuits.

When Luie Boone overheard his hoomans talking about Watauga Lake, his ears perked up like little satellite dishes. Lakes are his jam—swimming, cannonballs, pontoon naps, and watching his hoomans fish? Paw-fection. But Watauga Lake isn't just any splash zone. Beneath its shimmering surface lies a secret: the ghost of a town that refused to drown. Long ago, nestled in the valley of the Watauga River, there was a town called Butler, Tennessee.

Guau. Wuff. Bau. Wan-wan. Meong-meong. Gav-gav. Ouaf. Hav-hav. Au-au. Hau-hau. Turns out, those are all ways to say “woof,” depending on where you are in the world. Luie Boone had no clue there were so many different ways to bark. Now, with his hoomans planning a trip to New York City—the proclaimed Language Capital of the world, where over 700 languages are spoken, including endangered ones like Seke and Yiddish—Luie Boone’s realizing he’s got a lot of barking to prepare for

Dogs and mail carriers. The mail carriers and dogs. It's a complex relationship, isn't it? Maybe even a tale as old as time. Because every single day, the mail carrier dares to invade the dog's sacred area—either zooming by in one of those noisy mail trucks or boldly marching through their territory on foot. From the dog's perspective, it's pure chaos: strange footsteps, the rustle of packages, and—the worst of all, those pesky mail carriers are touching their hooman's stuff!

Luie Boone thought he overheard his hoomans talking about a vacation to the Barkshires of Western Massachusetts. What his hoomans actually said was a vacation to the Berkshires of Western Massachusetts, which Luie Boone probably would've heard the first time around, if he wasn't so busy sniffing out snacks and stealing treats behind his hoomans' backs. You can't blame him, though; that pooch loves his food.

Prince Luie Boone, you've must've heard of him. He's a self-proclaimed heir to the throne of Barkshire, Duke of Droolington, and Lord of the Kibble. He plans to trade in his royal duties (like snoozing, slobbering, and snacking) for a vacation to Prince Edward Island (PEI), Canada. He's not too sure why the island is named after some Prince Edward guy and not him. Prince Luie Boone Island would be a paw-some name.

Luie Boone cannot wait to howl a town in Howl-ton Head Island, South Carolina. He heard from a pooch friend of his that this magical island is where even the quietest of pups find their voice. Sure, he's not too great at howling; he leaves that ruckus-making to the huskies, but with the whole island of Howl-ton Island to practice on, anything's paw-sible. Okay, okay... his hoomans want him to be honest about the island's name. For a treat or two, he'll oblige.

Luie Boone packed his I Love Hotdogs bandana, paw balm, and his favorite chew toy. He was convinced that he was heading to Fetch-ella—the ultimate doggo desert music festival. He even practiced his howlmony for the opening act. But turns out, his hoomans meant Coachella Valley, California. No doggo stages, no pup-arazzi, just sun, sand, and a suspicious lack of squirrels. Still, he's planning on living his best vacation life. Want to know why?

Luie Boone heard whispers of Myrtle Beach and didn’t hesitate—he promptly, and quite rightfully, renamed it Mutt-le Beach. Want to know why? Well, according to Luie Boone, it’s got more paws than people, more fetch than finesse, and the kind of tail-wagging vibes that make every pup feel like the top dog. Surf, sand, and slobbery smiles? That’s Mutt-le Beach, baby... expect Luie Boone was told by his hoomans that he can't keep trying to rename places. In his heart, it'll alwa

Luie Boone loves to bark. Squirrels? Bark. Cars? Bark. His hoomans? Bark. Anything? Nothing at all? Bark, bark, bark. It's his job, okay? So, when he and his hoomans head off on a vacation to Boulder, Colorado, you better believe that he's bringing the noise. That's right—the Barking Chronicles are coming with him! Boulder, Colorado, is a literal dream come true for outdoor enthusiasts who don’t want to leave their pup behind.

Some places get named by cartographers. Others get named by furry creatures with big paws and even bigger opinions. Sorry, Luie Boone, we know you tried to secure that name change, but it's always going to be called Montauk, New York. Not Montpawk, not Snifftauk, and definitely not Bone-tauk. Just Montauk. But you try telling that to a dog who's going to have sand in his fur and the smell of the water in his nose.

You can fetch Luie Boone is Bow-wow-ise, Idaho! That's right! The latest vacation planned by his hoomans is taking them to Boise, Idaho. This spot is a serious hidden gem for outdoor lovers. It's also a four-pawed paradise for travelers who wouldn’t dream of leaving their furry companions behind. Nestled in the heart of Idaho’s Treasure Valley, this vibrant city offers scenic adventures, dog-welcoming eateries, and tail-wagging fun from sunrise to sunset.

Lake Powell, Utah? Luie Boone reckons its more like Lick Powell, with how he can already taste all the exciting adventures. On the Utah side, Lake Powell is one of the most unique places in the Southwest United States to explore with your dog. With its vivid, red rock cliffs and deep, blue waters, the northern shoreline of the lake—near the towns of Bullfrog and Halls Crossing—is less crowded than the southern end.

Luie Boone, guess what? It's time to get LUCKY with a vacation to Las Vegas, Nevada. Best known for its bright lights, lively casinos, and endless entertainment, you should know that Las Vegas is more than just that. It's also a surprisingly welcoming destination for hoomans wanting to enjoy the nightlife vibe with their furry friend. Whether you're planning a weeklong getaway or just passing through on a road trip, this city offers a wide range of pet-friendly options.

Luie Boone overheard his hoomans planning a vacation to See-Bagel Lake, Maine, and he just couldn't believe it. Bagels? He loves a good bagel, especially one lathered with peanut butter and topped with banana slices. Unfortunately, his doggy daydreams about See-Bagel Lake were rudely interrupted when one of his hoomans told him that they were actually planning a vaction to Sebago Lake, Maine.

You know what Luie Boone knows about Southern Delaware? Absolutely nothing. So when his hoomans said it was the perfect destination for a fun getaway with your furry friend, his tail started wagging nonstop. There are welcoming beach towns, scenic trails, and pet-friendly accommodations just waiting for hoomans and their pups to explore together! Each town has its own charm and opportunities for tail-wagging adventures.

You know what Luie Boone knows about Texas? That everything's bigger. Bigger skies. Bigger cowboy hats. Bigger adventures. And, hopefully... bigger treats. He's planning a vacation to the Texas Hill Country to figure it all out. The Texas Hill Country offers the perfect blend of natural beauty, small-town charm, and dog-friendly adventures. This Central Texas region is known for its rolling hills, clear rivers, and scenic drives—all sitting atop the Edwards Plateau, which

There's something incredibly special about sharing the great outdoors with your dog... unless you're Luie Boone, and you just found out Jasper National Park is not a park dedicated to dogs named Jasper. (Luie Boone doesn't even know a Jasper, okay? So he was worried he'd have to fake it, like wear a nametag and bark in a Canadian accent just to fit in). Thankfully, no identity fraud will be necessary. Turns out, Jasper National Park is for all good boys and girls!

Luie Boone has the perfect dog-friendly vacation destination that will lure you right in: Lake Lure, North Carolina. Vacationing here and in the surrounding mountain towns is the perfect escape for dog lovers seeking natural beauty, outdoor fun, and a welcoming, small-town atmosphere. Tucked into the Blue Ridge foothills, Lake Lure is known for its calm waters, dramatic mountain backdrops, and dog-friendly culture. From hiking and swimming to charming downtown strolls, there'

Luie Boone knows that traveling with your dog can turn any vacation into an unforgettable adventure. There's no better place for a relaxed, pup-friendly escape than Marathon in the Florida Keys. Nestled in the heart of the island chain, Marathon offers a laid-back, tropical atmosphere perfect for both two- and four-legged travelers. From sunrise strolls to waterfront dinners, it's a place where you and your pup can truly slow down and enjoy life together.